Review: Honeymoon from Hell IV

Honeymoon from Hell IV by R.L. Mathewson
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

So this is the 4th installment that tells how the Bradford curse of going in a honeymoon within the first year of marriage would end up in total chaos so this is how many, many , many years ago this started.

ROBERT
Remember the tradition that a Bradford guy just took his bride to marry him, without giving her pretty much any option at all? Well that’s what happened and now we have a handsome ex rich boy working his ass in order to provide for his family just like this:

But he couldn’t do all of this without his reason to live

ELIZABETH
Now we have a fierce and independent woman that is crazy in love with ther husband and in order to do her part she goes like:


THE CURSE
Robert tried to take her on honeymoon in order for both of them to get rest…let’s see how well that goes since the very beginning…

THE KIDS

Two stubborn and crazy for the antics parents…what else can we expect from their kids huh?

So at the end with everything they go through, they don’t forget:


So we have a few of hot:




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2.5 actually.
Not so funny as I hope, but it did the trick for me in a very tiny scale. I was expecting more, but either way I stil have Double Dare and Honeymoon from Hell V to go.
Given that those are contemporary...the plot might give me more LOL times !XD

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Review: Honeymoon from Hell III by R.L. Mathewson

Honeymoon from Hell III by R.L. Mathewson
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

FIVE, FIVE, FIVE, FIVE, FIVE, FIVE, FIVE, FIVE,…FIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEE!!!
Ohh dear God… I’m still gasping !
Okay, I was seriously intrigued about how the curse will affect Rory and Connor, given that Connor was actually NOT a Bradfford, so… really a lot of wondering there. But the way R.L depicted it…. Wow!
Seriously what’s not to love of this family???!! WHAT??

”What the hell do you mean that you didn’t want us?” Johnny demanded in outrage.
“We’re a fucking catch!” Sean snapped.
“You’d be lucky to get guys like us! Lucky!” Bryce said sounding pissed and insulted.

I know guys, I know!*muack*

As always we pick up from the last pages of the last chapter of the book; so here we have.

As he watched the large five men make their way towards him, he realized that there was no way that he could explain any of this without landing in a body cast.

What were you expecting sweetie, she was the only baby girl in a family of 5 brothers and no mother!
And that’s why our dear Connor here, would have to go through the Initiation , one more tradition in the Bradfford family, where through a living hell the guys were supposed to let him know what was expected of him, now that he was married to their sister… little they know that Connor would change the roles *chuckles*

”You left us one bottle of water and a can of brown bread with absolutely no way to open it, you bastard! You starved us!”

You DON’T do that to a Bradfford

And here’s the best part, that I’m fucking biting my tongue to say it, but I really don’t want to spoil the surprise!! (fuck!if this is a great surprise!!!)
Let’s just say that, the Bradfford guys together with the James guys, even though they were terrified of Connor, really cared about his sis/ cousin; so they went to tell them about the dreaded curse. Only to come to they don’t believing a single word of it, trying to act as they did and going straight to be LITERALLY locked up in their room by 2 weeks straight!!! which also backfired at them(not wishing that to any brother on earth, or sister or relative on this planet surface!)… and had me

*goosebumps**gasp**goosebumps**gasp**goosebumps**gasp**goosebumps**gasp*
*goosebumps**gasp**goosebumps**gasp**goosebumps**gasp**goosebumps**gasp*



one of the best HFH EVER!! And… FUCKING HOTTTTTT AS HELLLLLL!!!<b>


If Zoey and Connor would join forces…. I’m pretty sure the whole family would rather starve to death before to be at their mercy hehehehe
R.L. Mathewson……….LOOOOOOVEEEE YOUUUU!*muack*


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Review: Honeymoon from Hell II

Honeymoon from Hell II by R.L. Mathewson
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!/LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!
This one tells the story of Zoe and Trevor- which BTW , is the best fucking material as a husband that I've read so far!!!- I'm in love with him and so f*cking envious of Zoe, which takes me to a contradictory point because she could easily be my very BBF.
The whole story I was:

because I was picturing him like :

with a body like:

Come on ! I'd dare anyone to say no to proposal by a guy who looks like that; and after reading all what he went through in the honeymoon... hahaha I'd definitely say yes!!! he was the most sweetest and attentive person in the whole world. AWWWWWWWWW!!
Oh right, in the first book I said I thought that the whole curse thing was due to lack of planning... hahahaha I take that back! It really might be a curser! a funny one , but a curse nevertheless.

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Review: Honeymoon from Hell I

Honeymoon from Hell I by R.L. Mathewson
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Okay 3.5 stars rating only because it wouldn’t be fair for the other books given that this one is quite short.
Okay maybe not that short as not quite long, I’m pretty sure this is the perfect book for a holiday, a waiting for something like a medical appointment, as well for any kind of vehicle you'd find yourself stuck while traveling somewhere.
And also given that the Bradfords believe this is actually a curse I’m with Hayley on this; this is just a lacking of planning and more the outcome of something out of mere impulse, taking them to take any possible direction as long as they get themselves out of the freaking mistakes happening around the honeymoon.
So here, we have a laughing moments as well as lovely moments, while all the time the reader is praying that those kind of things never happens to any one of them n reality, because really, here is no magic or anything like that! One can really get lost or into a fire or something hehe.
How I missed Jason and Hayley!!!
So summing up: here we have, the so called proposal, followed for the shocking unbelievable and really well strategized- by the whole Bradford family and Hayley’s grandma-wedding, and the frightening honeymoon- that actually was kind of cute given all the effort he went through to make it possible- and just finishing on the really perfect way to finish a so called curse, hehe.
Not saying a lot in order to avoid spoilers, but here:

He was done for.
He’d wanted to spend the rest of his life with her, the need becoming more urgent with every passing day until he’d thought he’d die if he didn’t make her his.

He’d officially just given his wife the most fucked up honeymoon in the history of the Bradford family, and considering all the horror stories that he’d heard all over the years from his father, uncles and cousins, that was saying a lot.

“And what would you have done differently ?” he asked, licking his lips as she opened her eyes so that she could wrap her arms and legs around him.
“Absolutely nothing”

And seriously! Passing for a victim in front of a whole Bible group, given that he was a huge, built hot guy in order to have his way with the woman of his life!!! That was a low blow ! hehehe


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